Beware! Wimpsters are everywhere and could lure in unsuspecting women into truly caring relationships involving, *gasp* NICE GUYS!
I recently read an article posted on MSN.com (ph33r the corporate powers!) from the Washington Post (the source of truth in America) about a new strain of male known as “Wimpsters.” Following the proto-types of Moby, John Cusack, and Ethan Hawke, these sensitive males apparently are using the ploy of wearing their heart on their sleeve to lure women in. Once they have trapped their prey they suddenly become the evil slimey creeps all men must be.
Strange, I thought women were always complaining how no guys are nice. Funny how nice guys have now been all branded as manipulative creeps. Guess we should all give up and just start slapping girls butts and telling them to make us sandwiches. Seems like those guys are never without companions.